Emo Jedi? O_O

If only I could use the force. Wouldn't it be really cool? I can just get my stuff without getting up and push away an annoying person who keeps on dancing in the front or the side (ANYWHERE) of the class, mind trick my teachers (mwahahahaha!!!) and read my crush's (or in this case, EX- crush's) mind. Life would be so easy, save the exams and homework.
But I DON'T have the force. T_T I'm only an ordinary kid who's always hoping for something unusual -FUN- to happen. And if I did have the force, I would have met Luke and he would have brought me to the Jedi Academy, where I would be trained to be a true Jedi. This sucks! X_X

So to fill my past time...you can't blame me for this, but I've resorted to swinging plastic lightsabres you buy in stores, flying miniature plastic starships around my room and controlling hundreds of miniature plastic clone and storm troopers. I even have some Jedi and Sith figurines! :-D

And it's tough being a teenager. Ask my friends, they'd understand.

You: Is Rieko always having a bad time?
Random friend: Yes, I think so, sometimes just because she feels like going emo.
You: Emo? For what reason?
Random friend: I'm not really sure; she doesn't really tell much (but talks a lot XD).

What, never heard of an Emo Jedi? Sounds cool! ^_^

I guess I'll tell you one of the reasons why. You see, there's this guy I've been crushing on hardcore before...YES BEFORE. I don't like him anymore, so if any of you reads this and assume that it's ****** you're going down.

Like you know who anyway, heheheh.

So anyway, this guy was another bad fruit. He was a miserable faggot...er, what I meant to say was, an ugly, pimpy git (Thank god he doesn't have a friendster account). He's smart though (but not too smart), and likes the same things I like. But that's no excuse anymore; Like I've said earlier, I've ditched him.

Bad traits of git:-treats others as scum
-always bragging about new book
-smells any book (which is like...whoa.)
-annoying laugh-death stare (Don't ask.)
-pimp (can beat the world record of having too many crushes)

So there. I've got good reason to ditch him, right? Anyway I just knew it wouldn't work out. We were TOO much the same. There'd be plenty of arguements. Besides, I love only one person and I'm not telling who it is (The hell it's NOT Obi-Wan, I'm not that desperate)!
Here's another reason why I'm considering Emo path. I've moved to a new school for my High school. I was moved from a place I've considered home for such a long time to another at the other side of the country. It just sucks man. Now it's too hard to even communicate with my friends, geezers. I'm never going to meet anybody else like them. I miss our old laughs and jokes; I miss everything! T_T

The third reason. There's this sadistic b*st*rd who's in my class. He's a fooking idiot (I'm not allowed to use profanity here, am I?). I try my best to just imagine he doesn't exist, but you know it's hard to concentrate when someone's bugging you. He's doing so now.

Me: Gawds just lay off for once!
Him: Hahaha, I'll tell Ma'am you're using friendster! :P
Me: You're using friendster too, you prat, almost everybody is!
Him: And so? She wouldn't believe you! I'll tell her tomorrow and you might just forget!
Me: You're an abusive twit, aren't you? *grabs at his shirt* *whispers* If you DARE tell her that I'm using friendster you'll get everybody in trouble and besides, I'll tell her you've been going to a pornographic site too! Then everybody will know what a perverted jerk you are!
Him: F-fine. It's a deal then. *scurries back to his seat*

Problem solved...at least for today.

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